In the Weeds – A Hot Streak Review

The smell was unbearable. It was a mixture of sweat and piss; the suit forever marked with the fluids of previous captives. His eyes burned but all he could do was feebly rub his forearm around the eyeholes and wince through it. Looking up to the crowd, the weight of pity and doubt fell like…

Strife, Confusion, and Death – An Iliad Review

“Now my doom is upon me. Let me not then die ingloriously without a struggle, but in the working of some great deed to be told among men hereafter.” Reiner Knizia’s latest – a truly new release and not one brought back from the dead – depicts the ferocious battle between Achilles and Hector as…

Play it Again…for the First Time – A Cyclades: Legendary Edition Review

Cyclades‘ release in 2009 was a watershed moment. Alongside Chaos in the Old World, it was responsible for the conception of the hybrid design, blending together elements of Ameritrash and classic Euro principles. The hybrid movement is one of the most important developments in modern board gaming. It irrefutably influenced the hobby, resulting in contemporary…

The Billy o’ Tea – A Deep Regrets Review

“Deep Regrets is an unfortunate fishing game about pulling progressively more horrifying things out of the ocean. Decide what to eat, what to sell, what to mount, and how many regrets you’re willing to carry, as you push yourself too far and spiral towards a conclusion in this strategic horror fishing game.” Sometimes you can’t outdo…

There’s No Happiness in Death – A Metal Gear Solid: The Board Game Review

Emerson Matsuuchi’s been through the ringer. Whispers of his Metal Gear Solid adaptation first arose in 2018. The game was commissioned by IDW’s board game imprint which resulted in cautious optimism due to their success with the TMNT and Batman Animated Series adventure system games. This was also shortly after the release of Matsuuchi’s Specter…

Bury Me in a Coffin Box – An Aldarra Review

I’m all about high falutin experiences that treat games as Art, but sometimes I just want to punch a cretin in the mouth and send chiclets flying. This is the hard knock life that Aldarra comes from. You might not know it by the Elvish sounding name or the pastoral cover, but this honkin’ beast…

Burning Down the House – A Molly House Review

I was nervous. I shouldn’t have been. I should have trusted Wehrlegig. Jo Kelly and Cole Wehrle’s Molly House is something different. It’s a historical game about 18th century British Mollies; a topic I knew nothing about. These gender-defying non-conformists met in private to celebrate their lifestyle and escape the persecution of society. They lived…

DK64 – A Dungeon Kart Review

Everyone loves Mario Kart. Daughters, sons, mothers, fathers, even grandmas. Everyone. It’s arguably the most beloved Nintendo property, and it’s certainly the most popular racing video game with cumulative sales of 152 million dollars. I don’t want to pay $80 for the shiny new version either, but that doesn’t change the fact that this sucker…

Wargames – A Purple Haze Review

“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” It’s the early 90s. With utmost care, I slowly creep around the rotting shed that dominates the far side of the yard. The tiny fuzz on the back of my neck bristles. I approach the corner of the structure and press myself against the wall. The…